If that was your dad, he is hot
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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