The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The power of my boobs compel you
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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