no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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