I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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