brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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