the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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