i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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