i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
