There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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