is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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