So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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