Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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