i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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