Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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