We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.