The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.