I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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