STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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