We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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