Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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