No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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