Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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