Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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