OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
