I'm going to jail i love you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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