i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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