idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I party with great urgency now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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