We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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