Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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