and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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