Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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