Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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