Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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