So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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