worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
