The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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