Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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