Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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