Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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