And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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