I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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