Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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