The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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