idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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