We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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