They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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