Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
