meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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