How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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