I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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