Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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