You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
birth control should be required to get into college
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
