what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Panties = found
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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