She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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