Someone shit on the floor
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I think people are normalizing furries
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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