a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Found the puke drawer
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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