he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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