Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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