I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I want her autograph on my taint
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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