i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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