if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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