Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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